{"id":199,"date":"2013-09-26T17:47:16","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T17:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/?p=199"},"modified":"2013-09-26T17:47:16","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T17:47:16","slug":"obamacare-a-tribute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"Obamacare – a tribute"},"content":{"rendered":"

Obamacare<\/strong><\/p>\n

A Tribute to Ted Cruz’s Heroic Obstinacy<\/p>\n

apologies to Dr. Seuss<\/p>\n

Dem-o-dare
\nWe\u2019re Dems who dare
\nWe dared to pass
\nObamacare.<\/p>\n

Those dem-o-dares
\nthose dem-o-dares!
\nI do not like those dem-o-dares!
\nHow dare they fund
\nObamacare?<\/p>\n

Would you fund
\nObamacare?<\/p>\n

I do not like it,
\nDem-o-dares,
\nI will not fund
\nObamacare.<\/p>\n

Would you fund it
\nHere or there?<\/p>\n

I would not fund it
\nhere or there.
\nI would not fund it
\nanywhere.<\/p>\n

I will not fund
\nObamacare
\nI do not like it,
\nDem-o-dares<\/p>\n

Would you fund it
\nfor a house?
\nWould you fund
\nTo kill a louse?<\/p>\n

I will not fund it
\nFor a house
\nI will not fund
\nTo kill a louse
\nI will not fund it
\nhere or there.
\nI will not fund it
\nanywhere.
\nI will not fund Obamacare,
\nI will not fund it, Dem-o-dares.<\/p>\n

Would you fund it
\nFix this mess?
\nWould you fund it?
\nDo no less!<\/p>\n

Not for a house
\nNo kill a louse,
\nNot fix this mess,
\nI\u2019ll do no less!
\nI will not fund it here or there.
\nI will not fund it anywhere.
\nI will not fund Obamacare,
\nI will not fund it, Dem-o-dares.<\/p>\n

Would you? Could you?
\nFor the poor?
\nFund it! Fund it!
\nWe want no more!<\/p>\n

I would not,
\ncould not,
\nFor the poor.<\/p>\n

You may like it
\nYou will see.
\nLove it! it\u2019s a
\nreal small fee.<\/p>\n

I say it\u2019s not a real small fee.
\nNot for the poor! You let me be.
\nI will not fund it for a house
\nI will not fund to kill a louse,
\nWill not fund to fix this mess,
\nI will not fund ! I\u2019ll do no less!
\nI will not fund it here or there.
\nI will not fund it anywhere.
\nI will not fund Obamacare!
\nI will not fund it, Dem-o-dares!<\/p>\n

For jobs! For jobs!
\nFor good jobs!
\nWould you, could you,
\nFor good jobs!<\/p>\n

Not for jobs! It\u2019s no small fee!
\nNot for the poor! Sam! Let me be!
\nI will not fund it for a house
\nI will not fund to kill a louse,
\nWill not fund to fix this mess,
\nI will not fund ! I\u2019ll do no less!
\nI will not fund it here or there.
\nI will not fund it anywhere.
\nI will not fund Obamacare!
\nI will not fund it, Dem-o-dares!<\/p>\n

Say! \u00a0Budget cuts?
\nPass it with some budget cuts!
\nWould you, could you, with these cuts?<\/p>\n

I would not, could not,
\nWith these cuts.<\/p>\n

Would you, could you,
\nWith some pork?<\/p>\n

I would not, could not, for some pork.
\nNot for some cuts. Not for the jobs,
\nNot for the poor, no real small fee,
\nI do not like it, Sam, you see.
\nNot for a house. No fix this mess.
\nNo kill a louse. I\u2019ll do no less.
\nI will not fund it here or there.
\nI will not fund it anywhere!
\nI will not fund Obamacare,
\nI do not like it, Dem-o-dares!<\/p>\n

You do not like
\nObamacare?<\/p>\n

I do not\u00a0like it,
\nDem-o-Dares!<\/p>\n

Could you, would you,
\nKeep your doc!<\/p>\n

I would not,\u00a0could not.
\nNo more doc!<\/p>\n

Would you, could you,
\nIt\u2019s a rock!<\/p>\n

I could not, would not, it\u2019s no rock!
\nI will not! I want my doc!
\nI would not, could not, for some pork.
\nNot for some cuts. Not for the jobs,
\nNot for the poor, no real small fee,
\nI do not like it, Sam, you see.
\nNot for a house. No fix this mess.
\nNo kill a louse. I\u2019ll do no less.
\nI will not fund it here or there.
\nI will not fund it ANYWHERE!
\nI will not fund Obamacare,
\nI do not like it, Dem-o-dares!<\/p>\n

You do not like it.
\nSo you say.
\nTry it! Try it!
\nAnd you may.
\nTry it and you may I say.<\/p>\n

Dems!
\nI cannot stop you,
\nI will will stand down.
\nAnd we\u2019ll be through.<\/p>\n

Say!
\nObamacare isn\u2019t bad!
\nMy tea-party has just been had!
\nMy filibuster was just funny!
\nWe\u2019re saving us a ton of money!
\nIt\u2019s saving a whole lot of pork!
\nAnd budget cuts. And many \u00a0jobs.
\nIt saves the poor. It\u2019s a small fee.
\nIt really works for us you see!<\/p>\n

So I will fund it for a house.
\nAnd I will fund to kill a louse.
\nAnd I will fund to fix this mess.
\nAnd I will fund! I\u2019ll do no less!
\nAnd I will fund it here and there.
\nSay! I’ll fund it ANYWHERE!<\/p>\n

I do so like
\nObamacare!
\nThank you!
\nThank you,
\nDems-who-dare!<\/p>\n

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Obamacare A Tribute to Ted Cruz’s Heroic Obstinacy apologies to Dr. Seuss Dem-o-dare We\u2019re Dems who dare We dared to pass Obamacare. Those dem-o-dares those dem-o-dares! I do not like those dem-o-dares! How dare they fund Obamacare? Would you fund Obamacare? I do not like it, Dem-o-dares, I will not fund Obamacare. Would you fund […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[97,98,96,95,99,94],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":200,"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions\/200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mrbiggs.net\/ron\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}